Welcome to Val Brown Writes!

If you've come here actually looking to find this website... congratulations! I can't think I'd be very high on any search results yet, so that makes you an Internet expert. If you just surfed in, welcome to you as well. Now you know you've plunged the true depths of the World Wide Web.

Many people made this website possible. Thank you to Benjamin Franklin on the twenty dollar bill, for paying for the domain name. Thanks to Daddy at godaddy.com for not having already sold every combination of name with the words Val Brown in it. Thanks to Emily Reed at Blue Feather Books for telling me to get my lazy backside moving and get a website up.

I now have two new mistresses, er -- I mean, web mistresses, Lori and Patty. I, for one, welcome my webmistress Overlords.

Anyway, get a bottle of champagne, bash it over your monitor or laptop, and help me celebrate the launching of my website. The welcome mat is out for you.